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I got tested on Monday. Came back negative

Yes. We get 12 new songs and you never said we couldn't call him wide, large, heavy, gelatinous, etc.

What! No Eliot Page? This is transphobic

James Biden under investigation as well.

One time I had a rando come over after talking to her on OK cupid, back when that site was really great for snagging one nighters with easy randos. This bitch was fucking nuts though. She had a baggie full of prescription meds she was on for her mental problems, which is really rare for Japan. (Actually taking meds, not being mental....oh man, we have plenty of lunatics here.) Anyway, she let me snap a pic of her tittaayys after the deed, as long as I didn't get her face in the shot. I love the pic cause you can see my dork ass toys in the background behind her tits. Kind of

>335-78 vote >$731 billion

He is hiring a bunch of scumbags that you aren’t allowed to criticize because of their race.

if an entire political party needs to sacrifice all of its principles, all of its values, and all of their morality to get rid of Trump, then what exactly was the point of getting rid of Trump?

What do you get when you don't play new songs? Twelve years have passed oh we've waited so long Teasing Hard School only to play So Fine This time you've really crossed the line This band is fucking garbage (band is fucking garbage) Oompa Loompa Doompity Dat After the lockdown you will be fat Oompa Loompa Doompity Dit Not that you already weren't, you shit

It'll leave you breathless

Yeah, well some of us end up in nicer holes than the rest of us. Fucking cis gen heternormative white male scum. Grew up with a silver spoon up your ass cause of your rich ass white slave owning father.

We get a new GNR album of 12 songs BUT you can never call Axl fat again. Do you sign on for that?

I'm so sorry man, it's a closed private server. The owner just added the final bit of leaks too, like the really rare shit. It now has every single GnR or GnR related recording in existence. You've already failed the first test, and unfortunately, it's 1 strike and you're out. Better luck next time.

If you just wanna be a regular member waiting on another leakshit, then don't spam threads, lists and don't be a dick.

Raytheon is the biggest military contractor in the world. Biden is already worse than Trump

http://www.yahoo.com/news/house-moves-approve-defense-bill-181239121.html lol still waiting for your stimulus checks?

Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo I've got an awful concert for you Oompa Loompa Doompity Dear If you are wise you'll cover your ears Taco Bell's fine when it's once in a while It stops Axl from smoking and brightens his smile But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong Eating and eating all day long Going as a hog does Oompa Loompa Doompity Da Eat your bananas and you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompity Do Who do you blame when your singer is fat? Pampered and spoiled like a si

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at, getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it

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Careful, you're gonna cause Miser to prematurely ejaculate.

You didn't do anything wrong. Women are cunts. They only use "nice" normal guys as emotional tampons and to squeeze attention, validation, and money out of. They are only interested in fucking Chad Tundercock and those guys get so much poon, they can hit it once and have three more ready to go. Fuck this bitch. You're not her therapist or her mommy. Delete her number and all contacts immediately. Unless she's contacting you cause she can't go another five minutes without blowing you, then she's bringing absolutely zero value to your life. Cut her out like the can

"Miser, what hairstyle do you think I should go with for the next tour?" Miser:

I think only the poster formally known as sixes.

I'd read descriptions of Daddy, Can The Devil Do Mommy & Me? but it was nothing like what I expected. The 2011 mix is probably the coolest thing Axl has ever done.

Biden's 3-point Corona plan 1. Everyone wears a mask 2. 1,000,000 vaccinations 3. Re-open schools Bitch better have my money

Thinking the n word will be a felony.

If you thought the past 4 years in the US was bad wait until you see the next 4.

They are obviously smarter than us. We should put them in charge and start collecting UBI.

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Now, for a little context. I was pretty drunk, minding my own business drinking some plastic bottle vodka and listening to some music. Decided I need a drag off one of my Newports. I go outside to the sidewalk because of the draconian smoking rules of this complex. Smoke cigarette... ...details are blurry. ...punched in head. ...fall and land on my back ...phone drops ...dude grabs my phone ..."Heyg thash my puhown!" ...they speed off. So I'm in fight or flight mode. Some of my faculties start temporarily powering up due to adrenaline. I see a lady wal

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Anyone else want to see if we can get Homan to "win the day" (most liked content) today?

Shit Nate go eat something !

Whoa. Really bold there, bacardi.

If I ever say that in real life I seriously hope someone quietly walks up to me, sticks a snub nosed .38 to the back of my head, says "fag", and pulls the trigger and makes sure the bullet mushrooms upon impact and evacuates everything meaningful in my skull.

Nope. Just hung low for awhile. Stayed with some friends and family for a bit to let things calm down. And then I got a job and one of the chicks that saw my wang is a niece of a guy I work with (luckily he's a child hood friend). We're going to put another coat of paint over the declaration of innocence this weekend.

I'll probably try doing so through a third party. Don't really remember where she lives or her face anyways. I haven't spoken with the management since the coherent interview with the cops. My gut tells me things'll lean my way.

n too many sleeping pils i hope i dont die im innocent

I was interviews by a cop who was trying to make sure my mugging story wasn't a lie. Jesus christ. A detective might even show up. White female priveladge. Jesus Christ.

Expose your dick to petrified woman?