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instead of sending tit and dick pics, we're fat cunts, so we just started sending each other pics of our fat fuck breakfasts....and i've never been more turned on

Trumpers fantasize about a deep state cabal of baby-eating elites while the actual deep state murders far more babies right out in the open than any secret society could ever get away with

If I could choose between being raised in a Christian household and a "woke" household I'd take the Christians every time.

That song was apparently made by an AI (the audio version of deepfake). How great is it that Axl has taken so long to release music that we now live in a dystopian future where a computer can generate the songs that he won't?

They're advertising it with the fucking Appetite Cross. The original, not the blue-haired pinball shit. Point is, no new record in 2021. Meanwhile AC/DC and every other fucker has managed it.

Since we were together, I gained a good 100 or so pounds. Looks like she did too...fuck me

Speaking of whore of the season, an ex sent me a friend request this morning on fb....

The Wayne County certification vote comes with the caveat that the certification is contingent on a full audit of the votes of Wayne County. The SoS isn't going to do that. It will end up in the Michigan Supreme Court which is 4-3 Republican. Basically the Republicans on the board were being doxxed, and their little children were also being doxxed by the always tolerant and loving Democrats.

Hopefully not homeless or dead

“I vaped DMT on a Saturday night just to see what the fuss was about.” - Moi The text came in on Saturday afternoon. It was from my friend Derek and read: “come over at 3 if you want and we can do DMT this afternoon.” It was a little bit before 2 pm by the time I saw the text. I immediately hopped in the shower, got dressed, dried my hair, threw some kombucha and weed in my backpack, and then ran to the bus stop. Everybody else was coming over for dinner and a movie night at Derek’s around four, and I didn’t want to be high on DMT when people started showing up. As I was

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Honestly glad you are back @Ragnar

Me on election night Me now It's fucking oooooooooverrrrrrrrrrrrr. Concede already and let the globohomo genderdyke lizard overlords do what they want. Not like we have a fucking choice.

I'm really glad you're back.

I think that's the idea.

all the morons on twitter defending "the great reset" and claiming anyone against it is against progress and racial equality peak retardation

Trumpeteers are invading hospitals to prove they're not full and finding them full. So there's that.

Speaking of terrible governors... ROB SCHNEIDER IS A POLITICAL DISSIDENT!

Miser better be careful popping those xannies and swimming in the pool. It's how Brian Jones died.

Side 1: Surfin' USA Side 2: Mellotron orchestra if you play side 1 backwards you hear the word 'hairline' being repeatedly whispered.

Warmonger chimes in again

They found more ballots cast than actual people who signed in to vote lol. If they don't change this, Michigan will go to Trump.

I read you guys, but I've been kind of depressed lately so even writing a full sentence feels like a chore to me. Thanks for making me laugh during these tough times. I hope things will get better soon.

@Wilco they also had a sister Catherine Zeta Jones and an elder half brother David Robert Jones (you might know him as David Bowie).

Not the media, the politicians will back away. If the votes are not certified it goes to legislature and the Supreme Court - that’s where Republicans have 4 to 3 advantage. This is the only way Trump wins. Why he would want to win is anyone’s guess. Maybe to stay out of jail. But most of his lawsuits look pretty vague. Even the income tax stuff is misrepresented. He paid Alternative Minimum Tax. The Dems were saying who he owes the money to matters, maybe? And thats much easier to see, that the corporate media are completely biased and came up with so many ploys to ge

A while back I posted a made up story about Lula supporting the Wall and saying Trump needs to keep those Mexican sons of bitches out because the jobs in America rightfully belonged to Brazilians. The thread got tweeted out by the gnfnr Twitter and Brazilians went apeshit defending Lula

New Year's Eve isn't much fun since I quit drinking. It's even less fun since I haven't gotten laid in forever. I've of course adopted the Japanese traditions of the holiday. At some point on NYE, you eat soba noodles, with the long noodles representing a long and healthy life. I don't particularly like soba, cause it's pretty dry, so I usually add all kinds of stuff to it to jazz it up. But I've eaten soba, whether I'm here or in the US, every NYE for almost 20 years now. If you can't find soba, spaghetti will do. Then at midnight, you go to a temple and throw

Posthumous Van Halen material will come out before anything from Guns. I'll put money on that.

Rewatched the Friday the 13th movies... Current ranking.... 1. Original 2. The Final Chapter 3. Part 2 4. Jason Lives 5. A New Beginning 6. Remake 7. Part 3 8. The New Blood 9. Jason X 10. Jason Goes To Hell 11. Freddy vs Jason 12. Jason Takes Manhattan

shit, that's an even longer pdf than the one that deranged lunatic made about gina carano being a nazi trump victory is in the bag

Michigan is corrupt.

There is an update on that situation

New photo from Halloween 2020 leaked. Hasta Fatlista, Beta.

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This is MASSIVE

Imagine ordering it and getting it broken, because its... SHIT You cant even put it in your ass, because its that fragile

That is just for a 10 second clip of Cuban Skies that may or may not have vocals.