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    Pizza (Sorry) You like to hurt me, I know that you do You like to eat sweets that belongs to me and not you You’d like to have me, slim and sing good But I don’t want to do it You don’t know how I got fatter than you thought I could You thought fans would make me, exercise and rehearse What were you thinking? Just bring me sandwich You don’t why, I eat so much To hell with the gym, I don’t give flying fuck You know that I ate outdated pie Prepere to die when you will smell my fart You talk too much, Shut up and cook I just want to taste some greasy food You’ve got all ingredients You’ve got the recipe Why you’re still not cooking Is frustrating to me This Pizza’s for meeeee Vegetables for you Go to the kitchen and cook me and I will do shit This Pizza’s for meee Vegetables for youuu I fucked my nanny, I’m fat and sing like mickey mououse *melodic farts solo* Sit on toilet, All well and good You’ll clean my ass like I said that you would You sell them toy trucks that faggots will buy Like Rick the looser he’s stupid and gay Truth is the truth hurts don’t you agree It’s easier to be so fat and such a shit than to give single shit about fans I don’t owe you, no one goddamn thing You know where to find me, In Sonic Drive-In This Pizza’s for meeeee Vegetables for you Go to the kitchen and cook me and I will do shit This Pizza’s for meee Vegetables for youuu I fucked my nanny, I’m fat and sing like mickey mououse Now just bring, bring me chinese food you cunt You don’t know the reasons, why I am so FAAAAT PS. This is addressed to Fernando
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    Fat School All coupons made Every pie was eateeen No effort spared To eat all food you had All in good taste I would not hestitate To take another order To give you my mastercaaard Chorus (Created by Mr. @magisme all rights reserved to him) I got it with the fries when I ordered my way You got it with the rings when you ordered your way Now I want them both so when you turn your head away I’ma stuff my face and you won’t have shit to say As nuggets fades And fries devoured Still feel hunger Give me all food you have But in this place The cooks are so slow Give me my greasy snacks or I will shit on your floor I got it with the fries when I ordered my way You got it with the rings when you ordered your way Now I want them both so when you turn your head away I’ma stuff my face and you won’t have shit to say
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    I've got the hot dog blues, hot dog blues I like my animals mashed up in a tube I git the got dog blues, hot dog blues I ate the whole foot long, now what do I do I'll cook these dogs with smoke, but the time it takes is a joke Me? I got to lot to eat down, still waiting for the skin to crisp You say i eat too much pie, fuck, I'll eat it anytime I cant walk a mile in my shoes and then you tell me 'bout eating stew Ah, well, you get what you pay for and even Bar S is alright And while youre feasting on children, somebody's mashing your wife It's never made a difference, I dont just eat to survive [Chorus] I got the hot dog blues, hot dog blues I like my animals mashed up in a tube I got the hot dog blues, hot dog blues I ate another foot long but another one will do [Verse 2] An' now you ask me why, I said, "It's do or die" Stick that sausage in my face and then I'll put it in my stomach space And the wieners approaching my ass an' I think it its turning to gas Me? I'm just so concerned, I think its stuck cause it burns Oh, you was that a red hot? I think my bowels dance I think the meat mash is angry, I think I lost my chance The hot dog is my end, this is my last stance
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    I see your sister eats a sundae best She looks so pleased but i eat the rest Im out to gorge no need to try To take it away Its so easy easy When everybodies trying to feed me Baybah Its so easy easy When everybodies tryin to feed me Cars are crashing every night I ate their tires and their headlights Cos suddenly i ran out of fries It happens almost every night (Chorus) So easy...but nothing seems to fill me But it feels so right, with mcdonalds in my sight See me que up you close down I see you standing there You say you've no food Why dont you just COOK MORE (Solo) I get burgers for nothing And nice menus too Turn about beta i got a recipe for you Besides you aint got nothing better than food For my gorge (Chorus) So easy...but nothing seems to fill me After every shite, i reach for another bite Come dine with me But Dont ask me where your food goes Ill try to sneak food Into my mouth TIL I FUCKING BLOW Its so easy So fucking easy Its so greasy! Yeah so fucking cheesy! Its so meaty! Yeah Obesity!
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    Look here motherfuckers at this dog that should be chowed Right down my gullet, it's just what I deserve Screaming mashed up critters, you know that's what you'll be Pussy full of hot dogs, isn't that absurd What can I do? With a wiener like you All I have I chew of you I'll be dammed If it's not true Every taste of you A sausage like you Little tiny sausage being cooked up at the bar Fucking little schemer, clogging up my heart Syphilitic hot dog baby I know who you are Parasitic fat pumping cholesterol to your heart But what can I do? With a wiener like you You know that it's true All I have I chew of you I'll be dammed If it's not true Every taste Wiener like you
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    Fatass Plugged (with snare) ohhhhhhh deserts that I dream of things they bake I just won't bother letting go ohhhhhh so I manage to eat key lime in almost record time but I'm still not fast enough to make it to the shitter...... when I eat things with cream no matter who's to blame I just have to go So if you ask me if it was me I can't look you in the eye and say I didn't let one go This is why when you hear my gut and those port-a potty stalls ain't wide enough and those toilets overrun when I've had enough ohhhhh I'd be the last to say don't trust a fart and what's more never ever shake my hand because what you don't know Is Beta's slow and there no toilet paper in the can
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    And now I don’t know why, I didn’t eat the pie, But now it seems that I, I couldn’t reach that high, And Beta must be wise, She knows I can’t rise, The fridge has so much food inside, But I am too wide, I just can’t leave this couch, ‘Cos I might just pass out, I haven’t stood for days, So if you’d be so kind, And pass me more pork rind, And then just leave me be, I’m in my special place, Just want to stuff my face, And now I cannot stand, Or sing, in my band,
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    Wanna tell you a story, About a woman I know, When it comes to eatin', She steals the show, Ain't exactly pretty, Ain't exactly small, Combos 2, 39, 56, You could say she ate it aaaaaaaallllll..... Never seen a woman Never seen a woman like you, Eatin' all the things Eatin' all the things you do, Ain't nothin' left for me But empty gravy boats, You give it all you got Weighin' in at 90 stone... She was a whole lotta woman, Whole lotta woman, Geraldine Bailey, Whole lotta Bailey, Whole lotta Bailey, She was a whole lotta ba-ba-ba-ba-ba oooooOOOOOoohh yea...
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    All the food in the world couldn't fill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, fill the space I have insideeeee I tried so hard to fill my veins up, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah to make my ass so wide And it hurts to tie my shoe laceeeeeeeeeeeeee, without leering to one side I'll have to invest in velcroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oh now i ain't got no more pride.... So now I'll, Never leave the house, Screech like Mickey Mouse, find it difficult to breathe, employ more Brazilian thieves... And as long as moolah comes, i'm good, even though my name is mud, That's not gravy on my chin, it's just my botox caving in, i'm gonna bruiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I don't know just what I can eaaaaaat, It's been a good ten year since i saw my feeeeeeeeeeeeet, Gorging all the time it's what i dooooooooooooooooooo-aooooooooooooooooooo I wallow in my food pile like a hippo in the zoo---- ah ooooooooooooooh *Sandwich solo*
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    players 8.hotdogman 9.dr strange love 10.i was just kidding 1 11.gnr liars 12. MIA - night killed night 1 Mafia 13.punkie 14.iron finn - Lynched day 1 mafia 16. Mcdaddy 17.Arnold 1.jb 2.mags 3.damn Smooth 4.uruguns 5.salsh broski 6.kfc Bucket 7.deadstar military industrial complex President Dwight D. Eisenhower coined this term in his farewell address to refer to "a conjunction of an immense military establishment and large arms industry". Here's how it works: our taxes support a massive military budget which is doled out to large defense contractors. These corporations use this money to buy politicians and impel the United States to enter unending wars in order to assure that their contracts never end and grow increasingly bloated. Dick Cheney was Defense Secretary, CEO of Halliburton, and then Vice President of the United States, and is a key member of the military industrial complex. It kinda explains why Halliburton is profiteering off all these wars. orders from hq be prepared for final deployment orders. a company of helo's will bring transport your units to the lz on november 1 st 0800.
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    Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy more consistent with homicidal strangulation than suicide, Dr. Michael Baden reveals http://www.foxnews.com/us/forensic-pathologist-jeffrey-epstein-homicide-suicide RIP Doctor Baden.
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    The menu said "The Burger Boomer" so of course I ordered that.
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    Fatler’s Revenge My stomach touched the ceiling as I lay down tonight my stomach touched the ceiling i’m in an awful plight But Beta loves the moolah So on the road I go I sound just like a banshee and all my movement’s slow Don’t ever try to complain You peasants have no right I fucking owe you nothing Enjoy my wheeze tonight I fucking sound like horse shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I fucking look like dog shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I have a pregnant belly My hunger never fades ive stolen all your money And you’ll watch this shit parade Don’t even try to complain You peasants have no right I fucking owe you nothing enjoy my wheeze tonight I fucking sound like horse shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I fucking look like dog shit (gut touched the ceiling) I fucking sound like horse shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I fucking look like dog shit (gut touched the ceilingggg)
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    Having had nothing really to offer previously the reactions to these have been great 😁
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    There was a pie and fat horse fuckin slayed me. “I could pooo anytthinngg right noooowwwwwww” is stuck in my head. My god 🤣🤣
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    I am dying and hating myself for not being as creative as you fucks 🤣 well done. Maybe I’ll give this a whirl. 9 tuesdays left...
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    Chinese Buffet Democracy *heavy wheezing * I really like batter, I’m gonna gorge on that tonight i reallyyyyy like batter, beta’s toilet scrubbing will be a fucking delight. If I want some curry, you better fucking hurry, gorging on a chinese stew to solve my fucking fast food craving i know I’m getting egg fried rice, maybe waddle over twice or thrice Blame me for eating all wantons I saw the pile and ate everyyyyyy one now cos’ it would take a lot more pork than you could ever hope to cook me just cook the entire menu list more than a normal stomach can digest cos All I want is plates of chow more than your chefs can hope to tolerate, i want it all and I want it now! *Solo* Chicken in batter, just fry it up and throw it here Pork in batter, I’ll eat it all, you don’t have to fear... cos’ it would take a lot more pork than you could ever hope to cook me just cook the entire menu list more than a normal stomach can digest cos All I want is plates of chow more than your chefs can hope to tolerate, i want it all and I want it now! You think you’ll prise my ass outside and that your dessert chefs can hide? And if I gorge for much longer I’ll die? well you’ll be wasting your time!!!!
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    go on late, beta get on the floor and put the seeker right there in the encore yeah that's one for me, cuz it's easy yeah toniiight i'll be sounding like a toon mouse wider than your old house and sweating like a fountain one more time tonight i'm on the shite train (bottoms up) shite train (fill my gut) shite train ready to crash and burn i never learn i'm on the shite train (i love these covers) shite train (and i can never get enough) shite train never to retuuuuuuuuurn (to form)
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    This is a new song, hopefully I can express my sentiments... This is a new song called 'Tbilisi' I won't be told anymore That I have stolen this store Uh and left so far out from the world That I can't find my village, my way anymore Oh no I won't be told anymore That I have married a goat And left so far out from the world Oh that I can't find my way back, my way anymore No, I No, I Screw them hey here's one more post And thanks for the leash Mister Bonham I’m free just to let they know That Shiiitnor iiiis gay For the many times it seems I’m a gypsy I always find a way to prove that I like men ahh I found the way, the way I’ll always be No more denial, being a pedo is quite OK If they ever find the true That I am guzzling all the cum Oh, gypsy out of chains I'm from Georgiaaaa I'm gonna tell you a story Stand up for cum guzzling What? (Stand up for cock) What? (Stand up for cum) How can a person grow up with all this around them? You got to call on that something Where does it come from? That can make a way out of no way All this autism? What we've got here is (Cock) That power that can make a way out of now no way Failure to communicate I tell ya I seen the lightning I ha’ve heard the thunder roll Everybody's acting like we can gobble anything And it don't matter what we do You call a Georgian a gypsy and see what happens Because maybe I’ll pickpocket all you know.. Sometimes (hatred is n't somethi n'g you're born with) I feel discouraged It gets taught Sometimes I feel discouraged I felt this fear Axl promised never to leave me Never to leave me alone, no never alone, no never alone Let's get something straight, alright? Promised never to leave me This Shitnor thing is fucked up Never to leave me alone All Gypsy betray all Goats make me hard I don't want to lose the argument I want to believe Normal men and Gypsy men Together at my savage neighborhood I have a dream Goat at last, Goat at last thank Axl almighty I have my goat at last Oh I won't be told anymore That I've begged and cried to this mod Uh and begged him to make them stop So that they won’t hurt me, harass me anymore Oh no I won't be told anymore (If they ever find the true) That I am a gypsy scum (That I like to suck the duuuudes) And left so far out from the world (Ohh yes I am so gay) That I can't keep on guzzling, guzzling all the cum (Cause I'm Georgiaaaan) Oh no…
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    Too bad she and the lesbo staffer she fingered are both fucking ugly cows. I can't fap to that.
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    Appetite for a Double Cheeseburger, track #12 - Burger King [Verse 1] If I say I can't eat anymore, it's clear I lie to you 'cause I got tired of cheeseburgers, I might try something new I got my eyes eyes on a whooper, hand me that knife And you can't stop the judgment cause I'll order whatever I like [Chorus] Here I am, enjoying Burger King I might be a little fat, but, honey, you're worse than me Here I am, enjoying Burger King, oh yeah I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obese [Verse 2] I've tried everything imaginable, mixed milkshake with my fries I've had everything that's edible, honey, you'd be surprised I got a table by the window in this burger paradise If you want to mean anything you better fill my tray tonight [Chorus] Here I am, enjoying Burger King I might be a little fat, but, honey, you're worse than me Here I am, enjoying Burger King, oh yeah I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obese [Interlude/Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Here I am, enjoying Burger King I might be a little fat, but, honey, you're worse than me Here I am, enjoying Burger King, oh yeah I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obese [Bridge] I see you standin', standin' in the line It's such a slowly moving line, but don't cut in If you need a nugget, or if you need a fry You better go back to that line, cause these are mine No one needs a salad, or a coke sugar-free I'd hate to see you walking out there without calories So don't you judge me or think I, I'll lose some weight Cause you won't find a single veggie on my plate Baby, yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby, yeah [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Don't ever judge me, cause I'll always be fat Eaten all I wanted, still not full, next stop Pizza Hut
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    If any of those girls posted under different names at the original Evo forum(ROV) in 2006-07, there's a 50-50 chance they sent me pics. For reasons I never fully understood, about half the female members sent me unsolicited pics, two of the girls sent nudes. One time on my birthday in 2006 I opened my PMs to a pic of a girl's breasts. I scolded one of them(Rasha?) for doing it which caused her to go through her whole post history and edit out each one of her posts before leaving. I was always open about my drug use which also caused me to be open about other things... including my foot fetish. This admission caused a couple girls to send me pictures of their feet... unsolicited. I remember asking one of them "Why are you sending these?" to which her answer was "I thought you wanted them!" If I wanted them I would ask....which I did only once with what easily was the hottest girl to ever post on a GNR forum. These forums have always been insane asylums and the girls were never exceptions to being 5150. When you reduce yourself to sending unsolicited photos to a guy just because he has 'Administrator' under his screen name, might be time to rethink your priorities. Yeah I was always well liked....but come on. I always wondered what Jarmo, Eric, and BP had to deal with in this regard but unfortunately I never asked. Actually now that I think about it, Acquiesce is the hottest chick to ever hit the GNR forums. Not hot as in a potential supermodel but hot as in the perfect girl next door. She was smart too. She always played down the fact she's female to the point some didn't realize it until seeing me address her as such. Can only imagine what attractive women openly posting on GNR forums have to deal with... although in many cases they're likely seeking attention.
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    It's a critical situation, Beta didn't get my Loops It's a crass imitation, store brand got me feeling blue I got a sugar toothache from my Cocoa Krispies So I chose the healthy option and had Frosted Shredded Wheat I'm still feeling kind of peckish, look up, what else do I see All my favorite cereals staring back at me I like my Oats when Honey Bunched And I could live off Cap'n Crunch And I'd throw children to the lions For some Tony Tiger mush A Fruity Pebbles rainbow, yeah, it's everywhere you turn Two scoops is mandatory, brother, when you gonna learn My stomach's growling and it's out of control It's not a problem you can solve With Cheerios
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    You think anyone with a BMI over 30 Couldn't eat all that shit.... fuckhead Nothing but a fucking appetizer
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    So we finally have our Gunner emoticon.
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    Trigger Warning: The following thread may contain references to Vodka Juice and Wet Wipes
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    that's a pretty problematic opinion you have there, misogynist http://jezebel.com/the-nightmarish-prospect-of-debating-again-whether-1839470515
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    Everybody: I could have told you that.
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    well i'm a big fat asshole one huge mother got a rattlesnake girdle under my shirt said i'm still gaining weight, i take my pepsi straight and honey you can make a take-out run well i've got one spot left on this setlist and i think i'm feeling a new song but those bacon-wrapped sausages i got to go yeah they're really making me feel wrong and i can tell you honey i ain't debuting nothing toniiiiight
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    I'll try to end this Street Of Grease Amount of food that fill me is more than you believe What I did to zip pants, has costs more than it should for me What I thought was delicious was fries I couldn't eat What I thought was delicious, is just a diabetes AAAAAAAH What can I eat now PIEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S WHAT I EAT NOW AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAH Pieeeeeeee inside of meeee
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    I'd sooner eat vegans than insects, though the insects probably taste better
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    http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/25/why-do-people-hate-vegans?utm_source=pocket-newtab tl;dr: people hate vegans because of racism and western entitlement, and you'd better start eating the bugs now because we're making meat illegal soon
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    That woman, whoever she is, is fucking ghastly. Just another curse of the internet, that we can now peer directly into the eyes of madness. That's some spine chilling shit, man.
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    Better than the last 500 threads created on MyGNR.
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    I’m genuinely happy with what this thread has become.
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    Best laugh I've had for a while, these are brilliant 😂
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    Who’d wanna step into my pants? It’s a total elastic-ated waist You’d be surprised by the stretching of the fabric which strained after every single chicken baste.
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    Aaaaah aaaaah aaaah Aaaah aaaah aaah aaah Burgers and the chicken wings Shit and fat and double chins But I don’t give a fuck bout them Cause I AM HUNGRYYY oooh my starvation oooh my frustration Give me a fries with the quesadilla Give me the fooood that only I can eat oooh oh aaaaaaah aaaah aah aaaaah aaah aaaah Burgers and the chicken wings Ordered fries but got the fish I can’t get enough of beer Who can blame me Big mac with the double cheese Even larger double chin When you will give me my fries YOU AGGRAVATE ME
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    yeah cmon @MIA make like the lebeis family when they "cook" in the kitchen, and spill the beans
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    @Damn_Smooth your avatar reminds of of Redhead74 *shudder*
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    i mean i've been skeptical for a while, but this was the moment where i was 100% convinced that the world is run by a cabal of satanic pedophiles
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    Gunner.gif make it happen @John Bonham
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