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    Whispers in the wind a baker 👨‍🍳 dozens of village sessions seems to have been purchased before July. The difference is they were different cds with other completed vocal tracks. please do not @ me or pm me you will know more when I do.
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    Pizza (Sorry) You like to hurt me, I know that you do You like to eat sweets that belongs to me and not you You’d like to have me, slim and sing good But I don’t want to do it You don’t know how I got fatter than you thought I could You thought fans would make me, exercise and rehearse What were you thinking? Just bring me sandwich You don’t why, I eat so much To hell with the gym, I don’t give flying fuck You know that I ate outdated pie Prepere to die when you will smell my fart You talk too much, Shut up and cook I just want to taste some greasy food You’ve got all ingredients You’ve got the recipe Why you’re still not cooking Is frustrating to me This Pizza’s for meeeee Vegetables for you Go to the kitchen and cook me and I will do shit This Pizza’s for meee Vegetables for youuu I fucked my nanny, I’m fat and sing like mickey mououse *melodic farts solo* Sit on toilet, All well and good You’ll clean my ass like I said that you would You sell them toy trucks that faggots will buy Like Rick the looser he’s stupid and gay Truth is the truth hurts don’t you agree It’s easier to be so fat and such a shit than to give single shit about fans I don’t owe you, no one goddamn thing You know where to find me, In Sonic Drive-In This Pizza’s for meeeee Vegetables for you Go to the kitchen and cook me and I will do shit This Pizza’s for meee Vegetables for youuu I fucked my nanny, I’m fat and sing like mickey mououse Now just bring, bring me chinese food you cunt You don’t know the reasons, why I am so FAAAAT PS. This is addressed to Fernando
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    Fat School All coupons made Every pie was eateeen No effort spared To eat all food you had All in good taste I would not hestitate To take another order To give you my mastercaaard Chorus (Created by Mr. @magisme all rights reserved to him) I got it with the fries when I ordered my way You got it with the rings when you ordered your way Now I want them both so when you turn your head away I’ma stuff my face and you won’t have shit to say As nuggets fades And fries devoured Still feel hunger Give me all food you have But in this place The cooks are so slow Give me my greasy snacks or I will shit on your floor I got it with the fries when I ordered my way You got it with the rings when you ordered your way Now I want them both so when you turn your head away I’ma stuff my face and you won’t have shit to say
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    “Head & Shoulders used to be my favorite shampoo, until one day I didn’t need it any more”- Kurt Cobain
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    Wanna tell you a story, About a woman I know, When it comes to eatin', She steals the show, Ain't exactly pretty, Ain't exactly small, Combos 2, 39, 56, You could say she ate it aaaaaaaallllll..... Never seen a woman Never seen a woman like you, Eatin' all the things Eatin' all the things you do, Ain't nothin' left for me But empty gravy boats, You give it all you got Weighin' in at 90 stone... She was a whole lotta woman, Whole lotta woman, Geraldine Bailey, Whole lotta Bailey, Whole lotta Bailey, She was a whole lotta ba-ba-ba-ba-ba oooooOOOOOoohh yea...
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    All the food in the world couldn't fill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, fill the space I have insideeeee I tried so hard to fill my veins up, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah to make my ass so wide And it hurts to tie my shoe laceeeeeeeeeeeeee, without leering to one side I'll have to invest in velcroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oh now i ain't got no more pride.... So now I'll, Never leave the house, Screech like Mickey Mouse, find it difficult to breathe, employ more Brazilian thieves... And as long as moolah comes, i'm good, even though my name is mud, That's not gravy on my chin, it's just my botox caving in, i'm gonna bruiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I don't know just what I can eaaaaaat, It's been a good ten year since i saw my feeeeeeeeeeeeet, Gorging all the time it's what i dooooooooooooooooooo-aooooooooooooooooooo I wallow in my food pile like a hippo in the zoo---- ah ooooooooooooooh *Sandwich solo*
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    players 8.hotdogman 9.dr strange love 10.i was just kidding 1 11.gnr liars 12. MIA - night killed night 1 Mafia 13.punkie 14.iron finn - Lynched day 1 mafia 16. Mcdaddy 17.Arnold 1.jb 2.mags 3.damn Smooth 4.uruguns 5.salsh broski 6.kfc Bucket 7.deadstar military industrial complex President Dwight D. Eisenhower coined this term in his farewell address to refer to "a conjunction of an immense military establishment and large arms industry". Here's how it works: our taxes support a massive military budget which is doled out to large defense contractors. These corporations use this money to buy politicians and impel the United States to enter unending wars in order to assure that their contracts never end and grow increasingly bloated. Dick Cheney was Defense Secretary, CEO of Halliburton, and then Vice President of the United States, and is a key member of the military industrial complex. It kinda explains why Halliburton is profiteering off all these wars. orders from hq be prepared for final deployment orders. a company of helo's will bring transport your units to the lz on november 1 st 0800.
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    Unbelievable how GN'R became everything them used to hate. The perils of Rock N' Roll decadence.
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    The menu said "The Burger Boomer" so of course I ordered that.
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    This is as good or better than the leaks.
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    Fatler’s Revenge My stomach touched the ceiling as I lay down tonight my stomach touched the ceiling i’m in an awful plight But Beta loves the moolah So on the road I go I sound just like a banshee and all my movement’s slow Don’t ever try to complain You peasants have no right I fucking owe you nothing Enjoy my wheeze tonight I fucking sound like horse shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I fucking look like dog shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I have a pregnant belly My hunger never fades ive stolen all your money And you’ll watch this shit parade Don’t even try to complain You peasants have no right I fucking owe you nothing enjoy my wheeze tonight I fucking sound like horse shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I fucking look like dog shit (gut touched the ceiling) I fucking sound like horse shit (gut touched the ceilingggg) I fucking look like dog shit (gut touched the ceilingggg)
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    Having had nothing really to offer previously the reactions to these have been great 😁
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    There was a pie and fat horse fuckin slayed me. “I could pooo anytthinngg right noooowwwwwww” is stuck in my head. My god 🤣🤣
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    I am dying and hating myself for not being as creative as you fucks 🤣 well done. Maybe I’ll give this a whirl. 9 tuesdays left...
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    Chinese Buffet Democracy *heavy wheezing * I really like batter, I’m gonna gorge on that tonight i reallyyyyy like batter, beta’s toilet scrubbing will be a fucking delight. If I want some curry, you better fucking hurry, gorging on a chinese stew to solve my fucking fast food craving i know I’m getting egg fried rice, maybe waddle over twice or thrice Blame me for eating all wantons I saw the pile and ate everyyyyyy one now cos’ it would take a lot more pork than you could ever hope to cook me just cook the entire menu list more than a normal stomach can digest cos All I want is plates of chow more than your chefs can hope to tolerate, i want it all and I want it now! *Solo* Chicken in batter, just fry it up and throw it here Pork in batter, I’ll eat it all, you don’t have to fear... cos’ it would take a lot more pork than you could ever hope to cook me just cook the entire menu list more than a normal stomach can digest cos All I want is plates of chow more than your chefs can hope to tolerate, i want it all and I want it now! You think you’ll prise my ass outside and that your dessert chefs can hide? And if I gorge for much longer I’ll die? well you’ll be wasting your time!!!!
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    Appetite for a Double Cheeseburger, track #12 - Burger King [Verse 1] If I say I can't eat anymore, it's clear I lie to you 'cause I got tired of cheeseburgers, I might try something new I got my eyes eyes on a whooper, hand me that knife And you can't stop the judgment cause I'll order whatever I like [Chorus] Here I am, enjoying Burger King I might be a little fat, but, honey, you're worse than me Here I am, enjoying Burger King, oh yeah I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obese [Verse 2] I've tried everything imaginable, mixed milkshake with my fries I've had everything that's edible, honey, you'd be surprised I got a table by the window in this burger paradise If you want to mean anything you better fill my tray tonight [Chorus] Here I am, enjoying Burger King I might be a little fat, but, honey, you're worse than me Here I am, enjoying Burger King, oh yeah I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obese [Interlude/Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Here I am, enjoying Burger King I might be a little fat, but, honey, you're worse than me Here I am, enjoying Burger King, oh yeah I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obese [Bridge] I see you standin', standin' in the line It's such a slowly moving line, but don't cut in If you need a nugget, or if you need a fry You better go back to that line, cause these are mine No one needs a salad, or a coke sugar-free I'd hate to see you walking out there without calories So don't you judge me or think I, I'll lose some weight Cause you won't find a single veggie on my plate Baby, yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby, yeah [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Don't ever judge me, cause I'll always be fat Eaten all I wanted, still not full, next stop Pizza Hut
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    If any of those girls posted under different names at the original Evo forum(ROV) in 2006-07, there's a 50-50 chance they sent me pics. For reasons I never fully understood, about half the female members sent me unsolicited pics, two of the girls sent nudes. One time on my birthday in 2006 I opened my PMs to a pic of a girl's breasts. I scolded one of them(Rasha?) for doing it which caused her to go through her whole post history and edit out each one of her posts before leaving. I was always open about my drug use which also caused me to be open about other things... including my foot fetish. This admission caused a couple girls to send me pictures of their feet... unsolicited. I remember asking one of them "Why are you sending these?" to which her answer was "I thought you wanted them!" If I wanted them I would ask....which I did only once with what easily was the hottest girl to ever post on a GNR forum. These forums have always been insane asylums and the girls were never exceptions to being 5150. When you reduce yourself to sending unsolicited photos to a guy just because he has 'Administrator' under his screen name, might be time to rethink your priorities. Yeah I was always well liked....but come on. I always wondered what Jarmo, Eric, and BP had to deal with in this regard but unfortunately I never asked. Actually now that I think about it, Acquiesce is the hottest chick to ever hit the GNR forums. Not hot as in a potential supermodel but hot as in the perfect girl next door. She was smart too. She always played down the fact she's female to the point some didn't realize it until seeing me address her as such. Can only imagine what attractive women openly posting on GNR forums have to deal with... although in many cases they're likely seeking attention.
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    You think anyone with a BMI over 30 Couldn't eat all that shit.... fuckhead Nothing but a fucking appetizer
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    So we finally have our Gunner emoticon.
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    Ever since the beginning of rock and roll, there's been an Axl Rose. And it's just boring. It's totally boring to me. - Kurt Cobain GNR can't write good music. - Kurt Cobain
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    Geez man. I just wanted some opinions. Not guys life stories. I genuinely wanted to know if anyone had one and what they thought. I don't need anyone's approval for anything. But an opinion could sway. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna get one because of the $$ But thanks for thinking about me
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    Just went back there for ten mins and... I'm very glad this place exists.
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    well i'm a big fat asshole one huge mother got a rattlesnake girdle under my shirt said i'm still gaining weight, i take my pepsi straight and honey you can make a take-out run well i've got one spot left on this setlist and i think i'm feeling a new song but those bacon-wrapped sausages i got to go yeah they're really making me feel wrong and i can tell you honey i ain't debuting nothing toniiiiight
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    Clownzy just locked the thread about the copyright shit. Seriously, what a clown. Russ, on the other hand, has shown nothing but a great conduct about this. The guy should post here. He's too good for mygina.
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    never ever ever give up your guns i envy that constitution of yours without it you get subhumans like that thing dictating what you can eat
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    I'll try to end this Street Of Grease Amount of food that fill me is more than you believe What I did to zip pants, has costs more than it should for me What I thought was delicious was fries I couldn't eat What I thought was delicious, is just a diabetes AAAAAAAH What can I eat now PIEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S WHAT I EAT NOW AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAH Pieeeeeeee inside of meeee
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    I'd sooner eat vegans than insects, though the insects probably taste better
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    http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/25/why-do-people-hate-vegans?utm_source=pocket-newtab tl;dr: people hate vegans because of racism and western entitlement, and you'd better start eating the bugs now because we're making meat illegal soon
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    I'm not sure what you'd call an Instagram account of a 49 year old women where every single photo is a close up selfie and the only differences are the odd addition of "Axl I love you" text overlaid some of them. Jesus Christ No wonder celebs need bodyguards. What a whackjob
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    on mygina they are a CD2 project, forum members will create lyrics and record vocals for leaked instrumentals. maybe we will try fat axl album with all these lyrics
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    That woman, whoever she is, is fucking ghastly. Just another curse of the internet, that we can now peer directly into the eyes of madness. That's some spine chilling shit, man.
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    State of Grease Fatlas Cucked Pie on You Lard School Perhaps(I Should Get Taco Bell)
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    I’m genuinely happy with what this thread has become.
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    Best laugh I've had for a while, these are brilliant 😂
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    And now you ask me why I say it's fat or die I'll stuff it all in my face I won't be leaving you a motherfucking taste And you, where's my garlic mashed And melted butter by the glass Me, I'm just so concerned I can't wait for my heart to burn Ooooh, and your frying station You'd better get it running fast I'm not one for conversation Me, I just like to gnash It's not a provocation I'm just shit and I'm fat And I'm tired of the frustration Of hearing you're all out of pies Quick, Beta, get my medication Or else somebody's gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    I asked Ragnar for a picture but he said mailing it to brazil would be too expensive. He sent me a curse instead.
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    Who’d wanna step into my pants? It’s a total elastic-ated waist You’d be surprised by the stretching of the fabric which strained after every single chicken baste.
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    yeah cmon @MIA make like the lebeis family when they "cook" in the kitchen, and spill the beans
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    @Damn_Smooth your avatar reminds of of Redhead74 *shudder*
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    don't worry, the intelligence agencies are getting to the bottom of all this
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    i mean i've been skeptical for a while, but this was the moment where i was 100% convinced that the world is run by a cabal of satanic pedophiles
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