I don't want to work.
I don't want a boss.
I don't need any kids.
I don't want your life.
I don't need your car.
I don't want your house.
I don't like your hobbies.
I don't need a spouse.
I don't need steak dinners.
I don't want an XBOX.
I don't want credit card debt.
I don't need fancy vacations.
I need a trailer.
So I can drink until I die.