Bill Brasky

NO MA'AM Mafia game thread.

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In a remote bar that has seen it's better days.
Once one of the most popular spots during the prohibition era.
A kind of place were the only mix to your drink is dry vermouth or ice.
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A group of  aged scotch drinking , rare meat eating , straight razor shaving Men meet to discuss the disappearance of the leader of proud long standing origination.

" NO ' MAAM "

 

The man they speak of is just a simple shoe sales man and he's married with children.
Once a star athlete at Polk High who scored 4 touchdowns in one game !
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Life has been hard on this man. But he is a mavrick and a true leader of men.
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3 weeks ago his disappearance was discovered after not showing up for work at Gary's Shoe's.

Which led to his beloved children and dog Buck to search all of his usual  hang outs  ( Basically the Nudie Bar and the bathroom)


At first they believed their dear old dad  ran off and escaped from the red headed bon bon eating monster .
 But............................. after a gust of  wind came through the garage and blew the dirt off the families dodge they saw a note  under the wiper.
The note read NO MA'AM dies with Bundy !


Present Day
The Men at the bar began trying to piece together the abduction of Al Bundy. 

After a few minutes the group noticed a smell coming from the Men's Room.
A few from the group got up to check the smell only to find their beloved Al sitting dead on the toilet with a note pinned to his blue shirt.
It read ... We're  Here and No'MAAM will die  in this bar ! 9010c95a2ae4df2afa0a88ff17672453.jpg

The Group were pissed and wanted blood for the Murder of their pal Al .
These were men not to be fucked with.

 


Day 1 Starts Now !

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6 VOTES TO LYNCH 10 PLAYERS.

FOR NEW PLAYERS PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS. 

PLEASE PUT A COMMON COURTESY LOCK WHEN THE VOTES HAVE BEEN REACHED FOR A LYNCH.

ENJOY.      :thumbsup:

PLAYER LIST

 

1. Bacardi -night 1 mafia killed dirty harry -townie-1 shot kill cop

2. BonHarambee -day 2 lynch -townie - Bill Clinton - Night KILL proof

3. Damn Smooth - Oprah - mafia boss.

4. Apollo - Mel Gibson-  town

5. Altered Beast - Donald Draper- town

6. Gnr Liars -Saul Goodman - town

7. Gunner -Day 1 sucide Townie -John Matrix Double vote

8. Arnold- Night 2  mafia kill- Rocky Balboa - townie - day kill proof

9. Hot Dog Man - Day 1 lynch Mafia -Ellen Role Blocker

10 .Magisme-Night 1 cop kill - mafia -Howard Stern -Framer

11.Bacardi Version 2 - Dr Phil - mafia 

12. Hulk Hogan - town - immortal 

 

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I remember when I tried to get people to do the common courtesy lock thing. Good luck with that.

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Official vote: Apollo

 

He's old as fuck so hes going to be first one to die anyway.

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No Ma'am can never die. The strength of No Ma'am is derived from man's natural and appropriate need to separate himself from the crazy when it's neither sex nor sandwich time. And as the tragic case of Al Bundy has taught us, not every woman can make a sandwich, and a familiar bagina can breed more disgust than desire. Accordingly, as women become more shrewish, less kitchen inclined, and fatter, our ranks will only grow.

 

Al is risen in all of us. Our victory is assured.

 

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6 hours in and no mention of an alliance from Gunner? That's odd.

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8 hours ago, Damn_Smooth said:

6 hours in and no mention of an alliance from Gunner? That's odd.

I thought the exact thing

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13 minutes ago, magisme said:

How are you, altered beast?

What about the rest of us Mags? 

 

Im fine... not like you care

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2 minutes ago, GnRLiars said:

What about the rest of us Mags? 

 

Im fine... not like you care

He hasn't posted in the game thread yet. I wanted him to feel welcome.

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We still haven't heard from Apollo, HotDog Man and JB..

 

ahhh yes, the beginning of the first day of Mafia, there's nothing quite like it

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Most people are being way too quiet. Even me. Trying to get something to go on here, but nobody posting isn't helping. Gunner is really not being himself though. Normally he'd have 40 posts and half of them would be about his alliance by now. I think we should hear from everybody before doing anything though. Just my 2 cents on the game so far, with next to nothing to go on. Day 1 does suck.

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Games that start on the weekend tend to start slow iirc. I'm not leaving the house today due to snow and autism, but others might be doing regular life things. Apollo even has a wife and kids, the fucking loser.

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There is no way Lance made Apollo mafia in his first game.  I am town, so that leaves the rest of you 8 assholes.  Mark my words, remember this post.  

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Facekicker, GNRLiars, GNS, and myself (and probably more that my faulty memory can't handle right now) were all made mafia our first game. That theory holds no water. Speaking in absolutes like that is suspicious though. Why aren't you including Hot Dog Man in your “no way” they're mafia list if first games are your requirement to being town?

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13 hours ago, GnRLiars said:

Gunner has brought his personal feud with Apollo into the game I see. 

 

No, no, no, you are missunderstanding the all thing.

 

To prove you're wrong, I propose Herbert a new partnership.

 

Unvote: Apollo

 

Waiting for a response in the next 8h.

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1 minute ago, GUNNER said:

 

No, no, no, you are missunderstanding the all thing.

 

To prove you're wrong, I propose Herbert a new partnership.

 

Unvote: Apollo

 

Waiting for a response in the next 8h.

Who's Herbert?

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