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  1. The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    One of the reasons it was practically a holiday in Ohio when Modell finally died. He was hands down the most hated man in Cleveland history.
  2. The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    I hope they do. At least there's a kind of sick pride in being the worst. The Browns haven't had a shot since I was a fucking elementary school student...back in the days of Bernie Bernie. Arnold, you weren't even alive yet. This was a big hit on local radio: The Browns are a national joke, and always have been, and always will be. Indians are more frustrating cause those fuckers get so. Goddamn. Close. And then they blow it at the last minute. Yet through it all, the Browns still have dedicated lifelong fans. I laughed my ass off when I saw these fan made shirts...I kinda want one! 4-0 preseason champs baby! 0-16 regular season!! As of this writing, they are 1-27. Isn't that insane? That's just new levels of shitty. Wow. But hey...we had an NBA Championship last year and a million people turned up for the victory parade. They'll never take that from us. Even if LeBron bails again after this year, I don't mind. He gave us our ONE win, our one moment at the top, so it's all good. And to think...if those fucking cumrag faggot Indians had just done their goddamn jobs and fucking won ONE more game, we'd have had two championships in one year. Fuck the Indians. I don't want them to die or anything, but I do want all of their dicks to fall off.
  3. The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    Over the summer, my brother and I were eating in a hip taco joint in Cleveland. (I know, Cleveland isn't exactly known for being hip, but trust me, this place was crawling with hispters.) We're at a table on the patio outside by the sidewalk, enjoying the summer evening, and I see a guy walking our way with his girlfriend. The dude was pretty fat, tatted, beard, probably in his 20s. He was wearing a Robocop shirt. I can't remember the exact design but it was a little cartoony; almost like the Lee Sullivan drawings from the old Marvel comics run. I waited til he got within earshot of me and then I looked right at him and growled "I'D BUY THATT...FER A DOLLAR!!!" He looked at me in shock, horror, and disgust, and hurried away with his girlfriend. Obviously he was wearing the shirt for kitsch value and had no idea who Alex J. Murphy was, so he absolutely had no idea who the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy was. Here I thought I was gonna bond with a fellow Robocop aficionado and instead the guy was just wearing the shirt ironically. Effing hipsters man.
  4. Star Wars The Last Jedi

    http://www.therpf.com/showthread.php?t=284810 Proceed at your own risk. It's all been verified by multiple sources now.
  5. Star Wars The Last Jedi

    There are descriptions of the entire plot and every scene all over the internet now. If you really don't wanna know anything, just unplug. Avoid social media too. I read all that shit as soon as I could cause I've been on board the anti-Disney SW hate train since about 30 minutes in to my first (and only) viewing of TFA. All of the spoilers have validated my disgust. Disney won't be getting a bloody sheckel from me.
  6. The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    Well this year my drunken uncle dropped his drawers and fucked the Thanksgiving turkey right on the kitchen table with his limp alcoholic dick while we all watched in horror. So he's banned from my house, forever. So I'm with you pal. Consider me a former Indians fan for life.
  7. Social Justice Warriors, Feminists and Other Retards

    I'm not offended by Miles Morales Spider-Man....I'm just shocked they'd release this lousy ass CGI animation in theaters instead of direct to video. I'm officially with Nate on the whole super hero movie thing. It was neat when Iron Man came out a fucking decade ago and there was a little mini-renaissance, but now they just bore me to tears. All of em. Even Guardians and Ragnorak....zzzzzzz. I watched a bootleg of Justice League though cause I'm a lifelong Batman fan. Jesus christ that movie is an abortion.
  8. The General Chat/Random Discussion Thread

    I used to hate the Yankees. Now I don't care. After the Indians buttfucked themselves for the final time this year, I'm out, forever. Fuck baseball.
  9. I liked him better than Finck. Finck fucked up all the solos on purpose to try to put his "edgy" sound on it. Lame. Ashba just covered Slash like he was supposed to. I just ignored his Hogan ears bullshit and watched Axl or Fortus on stage. BBF was lame as shit too. Such a try hard nerd. Also, of all the gratuitous unnecessary solo songs we had to endure over the years while Axl sucked oxygen backstage, Mi Amor and Ballad of Death were my favorites.
  10. Ho! Ho! Ho!

    On the album "Christmas with the Vandals" from 1996 the Vandals including a song called "My First X-mas as a Woman." I can't even begin to tell you how problematic this is. This is openly mocking our transgender community of xhims and xhers. This song is a hate crime. I' so triggered I'm literally shaking and I just can't even. For real. Who plays drums on this song? Josh Freese. Known associate of Axl Rose. Therefore, Axl is a transphobe and a Nazi and literally Hitler by association. I am calling for a boycott of all Guns N Roses material, concerts, merchandise, and I want their very existence scrubbed clean from the internet and the annals of music history unless Axl issues an immediate and heartfelt groveling apology, completely DISAVOWS Josh Freese in every way and has him sent before a firing squad to be executed. Axl then needs to undergoes transitioning into a woman himself in solidarity. Oh wait, looks like he might already have that covered. Crabby aging lesbian Axl confirmed.
  11. GNR 💯 % legit insider AMA.

    OK, you're either an alt account playing things up as a typical third world GNR fan....or you're a typical third world GNR fan. You compared Axl's current wheezing, sagging, out of breath old man performances with a recording he did pre-GNR well over 30 years ago when we was a kid basically, and you're wondering why he "chooses" to not sing like that these days?
  12. Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR)

    I sure as hell have never experienced it. I just get really annoyed and irritated at people whispering all the time. And other things that allegedly trigger it, like the sounds of scissors clipping or clacking noises also annoy me. I must have anti-ASMR.
  13. Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR)

    You didn't mention that most people don't experience it. It was my understanding that it's very rare. At least, it used to be before every idiot on youtube starting making ASMR videos. I first heard about it several years ago on This American Life. Sounded pretty weird. I only know one person in real life that has ever experienced it. A good friend of mine said he used to get it from some lady's voice when he was a kid.
  14. Social Justice Warriors, Feminists and Other Retards

    People are going absolutely apeshit cause Eminem used the word "retarded" in a new song. I....fuck it. I can't even bother to make a snarky remark. These retarded cunts have just about broken me.
  15. GNR 💯 % legit insider AMA.

    Slash's girlfriend that called Axl a "pig" in testimony in a court of law back in the 90s, who now attends every show as a member of the GNR entourage. For a guy like Axl that never forgets any slight against him and holds grudges forever, that's gotta burn his ass. Cuckery goes both ways.
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